Secure your personal computer with Surfshark ‘95!
Order now and get a stylish portable floppy disk holder or a branded mouse pad.
- Control with your mouse!
- Innovative design!
- Only 5 floppy disks!
* Recommended settings and software for visiting our site: 800x600 or higher, 16-bit color, at least 16MB of RAM. If you’re having any issues, call our 24/7 support at 1-800-APRIL-FOOLS.
Make sure no one is using your home phone
Before you connect, make sure to check that your landline or rotary phone isn’t being used by anyone.
Those weird sounds are normal
Your modem might sound different depending on the country you connect to.
Teleport to any country
And explore the cyber world of sunny LA, romantic Paris, or historical Rome!
Surfshark for Win 95
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Connect in astonishing 5.5 seconds
Surfshark ‘95 VPN Features
Rad Shredder Policy!
All your information is instantly destroyed, forever!
Protect All Home Machines!
In case you ever get a second PC at your home, Surfshark covers it all!
Blazing Speeds!
Enjoy the unconstrained tornado of your 8 KB/s ISDN connection!
Dial-UP Whitelister!
Only Surfshark’s Whitelister allows you to call your friends WHILE surfing the Net!
Super Sharp Cable Scissors!
If your VPN connection drops, don’t hesitate - use the SSC Scissors and cut the cable before the data leaves your home!
64MB Hyper Servers!
Not only do we offer the futuristic, high-density technology, but we ALSO destroy hard drives daily to preserve your privacy!
