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Secure your personal computer with Surfshark ‘95!

Order now and get a stylish portable floppy disk holder or a branded mouse pad.

  • Control with your mouse!
  • Innovative design!
  • Only 5 floppy disks!
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STEP 1

Make sure no one is using your home phone

Before you connect, make sure to check that your landline or rotary phone isn’t being used by anyone.

STEP 2

Those weird sounds are normal

Your modem might sound different depending on the country you connect to.

STEP 3

Teleport to any country

And explore the cyber world of sunny LA, romantic Paris, or historical Rome!

Surfshark for Win 95

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Befriend Clippy

Connect in astonishing 5.5 seconds

Surfshark ‘95 VPN Features

Rad Shredder Policy!

All your information is instantly destroyed, forever!

Protect All Home Machines!

In case you ever get a second PC at your home, Surfshark covers it all!

Blazing Speeds!

Enjoy the unconstrained tornado of your 8 KB/s ISDN connection!

Dial-UP Whitelister!

Only Surfshark’s Whitelister allows you to call your friends WHILE surfing the Net!

Super Sharp Cable Scissors!

If your VPN connection drops, don’t hesitate - use the SSC Scissors and cut the cable before the data leaves your home!

64MB Hyper Servers!

Not only do we offer the futuristic, high-density technology, but we ALSO destroy hard drives daily to preserve your privacy!